Craig Wright’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas,   
Craig Wright gave to me, 
Twelve key slices,
Eleven books-he’s-reading
Ten token lawsuits,
Nine devs-a-crying
Eight exchanges closing,
Seven white papers,
Six patents pending,
Five PhDs!  
Four drug dealers,  
Three frozen nodes,  
Two court orders and   
A choice between death   
Or Thai jail!