Solana Dies of COVID

SAN FRANCISCO – The fast-growing Solana blockchain went down yesterday, freezing thousands of transactions and causing concern across crypto.

After no investigation, the San Francisco Health Department declared that Solana ‘probably had Covid when it went down’. Despite protest from supporters who said SOL was just ‘mostly dead’, and also not a biological entity, it was added to the official Covid deaths number 117 times.

More as it breaks.